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Quiz My roommate was really mad at a guy. I asked her why. At first she wouldn't say anything. I persisted. She shot back, still mad, "Because she asked me a question?" "But what's wrong with that?" I asked. "You didn't answer it, did you?" "No," she replied. "Then he should be the one to get mad, not you." I concluded. "By the way, what question did he ask?" "He asked me whether we had a quiz." "And what's wrong with that question? You should have answered him." "Well, everything's wrong because..." "Because what?" "Because we aren't even classmates in that subject!" contributed by Belle (1 Mar 2001) Blood and Urine A student worker at the Engineering Construction Department was accidentally struck in the groin by a slab of wood. He was immediately rushed to the clinic. It was recommended that he be brought down to any of the hospitals in Valencia since there was blood in his urine. His roommates were worried about his condition but he shrugged it all off adding, "I don't have to be worried about having blood in my urine. But I should be really worried if I have urine in my blood!" contributed by Eric B. (26 Dec 2000) Upgrading The former president Tabingo was finishing his PhD at Central Mindanao University while his wife was completing her MA at the Adventist International Institute of Advanced Studies when he remarked to her, "you will soon have to get used to calling me 'Doctor.'" "I won't mind," replied his wife, "as long as you also call me 'Master.'" contributed by Toto P. (26 Dec 2000) Eight It seems that there was a provincial quiz bowl going on and the only remaining contestants were from Central Mindanao University and Mountain View College. The quizmaster was reading the next question, "... four plus four is equal to...?" Instantly, the contestant from CMU replied, "Eit, Eit!" The quizmaster shook his head. "Almost correct!" Knowing that it was now his chance to get it right, the contestant from MVC stepped forward and said in a confident tone, "Seven?" contributed by Ryan C. (26 Dec 2000) Sense of Smell Question: If you are riding on a jeepney from MVC to Valencia and you are blindfolded, how would you know that you have reached Bagontaas? Answer: When you can smell pig shit! contributed by Andy A. (26 Dec 2000) Contributions to this section may be addressed to humor.mvc@post.com. Please specify the subject: 'Anecdotes.' The uMVC Construction Team reserves the right to edit any contribution for reasons of clarity or space. Contributions must depict some circumstance or aspect of life at Mountain View College or be at some point related to the college. |